Michael “The Relationship Manager”

Posted on 17 October 2008 by Michael Callaway

In the last debate we heard a lot about Joe “The Plumber”, I would like to talk to you about Michael “The Relationship Manager”.  Michael “The Relationship Manager” believes that the government has an important role in society but believes that too much government gets in the way of progress.  Michael “The Relationship Manager” understands that taxes need to be low but at the same time we must have a tax system that is fair to lower class workers.

Michael “The Relationship Manager” wants to see the war in Iraq come to an end but realizes that if we leave in an irresponsible way it would cause chaos and make the situation worse.  Michael “The Relationship Manager” wants to see a positive Presidential campaign but understands that in politics you have to get a little nasty.  He does not like it, but realizes this is just the way it is.

Michael “The Relationship Manager” sees the current financial situation like going out to a nice restaurant with a large group.  Have you ever gone out with a large group to a nice restaurant but you want to save money?  However, once you get there someone in the group orders appetizers, another orders a bottle of wine and a third orders the most expensive item on the menu.  When the bill comes everyone decides that they will just split the bill up equally.

Who is the person that gets the short end of the stick in this scenario?
The person that ordered just a soup and a salad, that is who.  Michael “The Relationship Manager” wants to stand up for these people and make sure that they are taken care too, not just the prime rib eaters.

Michael “The Relationship Manager” has a tendency to speak in the third person a lot and I for one do not understand why he does that.  That is his thing, I do not understand it.  In the end, Michael “The Relationship Manager” feels like while this election is important, people need to care of themselves more and depend on their government less. If you are waiting around for the government to help educate your child or deciding what home to buy then Michael “The Relationship Manager” is disappointed in you and so am I.

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