In the battle of the bulge one of the greatest weapons that we have is the diet drink. You see, in the past if you wanted a sweet refreshing drink you had to have sugar. Thanks to modern science, with its unnatural and inorganic ways, this is not the case. You can enjoy a sweet refreshing drink with little or no calories. The same great taste with no sacrifice. It truly is the ability to have your cake and eat it too.
The diet soda is a breakthrough in ways few problems have the ability to be solved. Imagine if you will that it was possible to have more government spending and yet pay less in taxes. Think of the possibilities, more programs for you and me, but not taking away our hard earned money, fantastic. This is the gift that diet soda has given humanity. And yet, while the diet soda really is genius in a bottle, it sometimes is not used the way our mad scientist would have intended. You see, while drinking a regular pop might cost you three hundred unneeded calories, and removing those calories can help you lose weight. Feeling like you have carte blanche to eat anything you want just because you are drinking a diet soda really is not going to help.
I tend to approach my weight issues the same way I do global warming. Sure it is terrible, but what can I do about it? I feel like one of those “real men of genius” in a Budweiser commercial, if there was such a commercial, it would sound something like this:
“Bud light presents, real men of genius.”
“Real men of genius!”
“Today we salute you, Mr. Diet Soda Drinker Guy.”
“Mr. Diet Soda Drinker Guy!”
“You can eat a triple bacon cheese burger, large fries, onion rings and an Oreo pie but insist on drinking a diet soda to wash it down.”
“I can hear myself getting fatter!”
“No tofu, soy products or veggie burgers for you, if it did not have a mama, you’re not going to eat it. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh battle of bulge warrior, your wasteline may not get any thinner, but at least you can say that you tried.”
“Mr. Diet Soda Drinker Guy!”
*photo by Rosemary Cleave
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