“Thank-you, thank-you, thank-you!  Yes, it is true, Bob is back and we are going to take this revolution all the way to November and beyond!  That is right, I am running for President of the United States and this time I will not be intimidated.”
 
“Now, many of you are wanting to know, what made me decide to come back to the fight after I left.  Well let me tell you, after I resigned I was very sad and I had to get away.  I got in my car and I began to drive and I had a conversation with America.  I talked to her and she talked to me, and what she told me made me realize that I had to come back.”
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"I will not seek, nor will I except the office of President of the United States.  It has come to my attention that the people want more; they want to know how I have done things and when I had done them.  I was not really prepared to answer such difficult, personal, and invasive questions.  It also seems that while there is no company by the name of Bob selling any product, my use of 'What Can Bob do for you?', 'Bob I’m loving it', and 'Bob The Choice of a New Generation' is in violation of some kind of law that I was not aware of.

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