I’m sitting at Panera Bread with Nathan Holman, wondering how to best help him find the right woman. Well, maybe I’m not so concerned about the right woman as he is… I just wanted to see if I could play a part in it. So I brainstormed (yes, this is what I do with my spare minutes), and came up with a killer idea.
Pick-Up lines are so last decade. It’s time for the pick-up line to step into modern age. So here’s the plan:
Step 1: Pick out the woman in a cafe (take your time… find one suitable to your tastes)
Step 2: Make sure she’s not wearing a ring (that’s always a mood killer)
Step 3: Get your camera phone ready for a picture
Step 4: Plan your route to the restroom strategically for at least two strafing runs
Step 5: Take her picture
Step 6: Return to your laptop
Step 7: Write a blog about the most beautiful woman sitting in your cafe, how you asked her out on a date, and she said yes
Step 8: Add the picture you took
Step 9: Post the blog with her photo
Step 10: Pick up your laptop
Step 11: Carry it over to her table
Step 12: Set it down gently in front of her
Step 13: Calmly take your seat across the table
Step 14: Smoothly swivel your laptop to face her
Step 15: Ask her, “I was wondering if you could make this come true….â€
Step 16: Get her number
******Emergency Step 17***********
If she happens to look horrified that you took her picture without her consent and she attempts to call the police or the store manager, grab your computer and run like hell…
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April 7th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
wow. not gonna lie. That’s pretty good. Really. If that happened to me I’d be smiling ear to ear. Seriously, I’d be flattered.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaw, that’s so sweet