Vote for Bob: The Comeback
Posted on 19 June 2008 by Michael Callaway
“Thank-you, thank-you, thank-you! Yes, it is true, Bob is back and we are going to take this revolution all the way to November and beyond! That is right, I am running for President of the United States and this time I will not be intimidated.”
“Now, many of you are wanting to know, what made me decide to come back to the fight after I left. Well let me tell you, after I resigned I was very sad and I had to get away. I got in my car and I began to drive and I had a conversation with America. I talked to her and she talked to me, and what she told me made me realize that I had to come back.”
“I was on a dark desert highway, the cool wind was in my hair. Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light, my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night.”
“There she stood in the doorway, I heard the mission bell. I was thinking to myself, ‘this could be heaven or this could be hell’, then she lit up the candle, and she showed me the way. There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say.”
“Why isn’t Bob still running for President? Such a lovely man, such a lovely plan. Plenty of people still want to see Bob as President. All the people cheer, he is the man of the year.”
“While I was at this hotel in California, I must say it was a lovely place, I meet many people who told me their story. I met a kid, who told me his sad story. How he was through with standing in lines to clubs he would never get in. It was like the bottom of the ninth and he was never going to win. His life has not turned out quite the way he wanted it to be.”
“I asked him to tell me what he needed. He told me of his simple dreams, all he wanted was a new house on an episode of Cribs and a bathroom he could play baseball in. He would also like a king size tub big enough for ten plus him.”
“All he wants is to be a big rock star, live in hilltop house and drive fifteen cars, the all American dream. When I am President, we will all be rock stars.”
“I also ran into Jed, the poor mountaineer that was barely keeping his family fed. Jed told me that after meeting me his life completely changed. He told me that one day while he was shooting at some food, up came a bubbling crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea. Well now Jed is a millionaire, his ken folks have told him to move away from there. They have said that California is the place he wants to be, so he has loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars.”
“What I did for Jed, I can do for you. We all should have our bubbling crude. It is unfair that we have been denied basic rights to our own crude. Bob will fight for you.”
“Finally, I met a young struggling couple, Tommy and Gina. Tommy used to work on the docs, the union is now on strike, he is down on his luck it is tough. So tough. Gina works at a dinner all day, working for her man, she brings home her pay for love. For love!”
“She said that they had to hold on to what they got. It does not make a difference if they make it or not. They have each other, and that is a lot. For love, they are going to give it a shot. And you know what, they are half way there, all they are living on is a prayer. I want them to be living on Bob. I told them to take my hand and that they would make it I swear.”
“I will lead our nation to this promise. How you may ask, by making good decisions. I went to Jack in the Box yesterday, there were many choices, some of them available only for a limited time. I had to choose what I was going to get, then I had to make the choice of if I wanted a combo or buy them separately. After analyzing all the options available, I recognized that combo meal number five had everything I wanted. If I got those items separately I would pay fifty cents more then by getting the combo.”
“It is this type of leadership that I will bring to Washington. So, let the word go out from this time and place, that Bob is back. Like Slim Shady, Bob is back, tell a friend.”
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